for me makeup tutorials are less about learning how to do makeup and more about watching this beautiful girl doing art on her face
Step 1: Make her laugh.
Step 2: Make her moan.
Step 3: Buy her food
Step 4: Fuck her hard
Step 5: trEAT her right
Step 6: Make her cum first
Step 7: Play with her hair until she falls asleep
Step 8: Text her back fast
Step 9: Hold her hand.
Step 10: slap her ass
mermaids have no real responsibilities just killing men and doing their hair what kind of #goals
If someone lost a finger or a toe in an accident, they could ask for a 10% discount on a manicure or pedicure.
Everything isn’t a competition. Like, focus on you and your own shit.
